Moriartree

AH! AH! AH! AH! STAYIN ALIVE, STAYIN ALIVE! AH! AH! AH! AH! STAYIN ALIIIiiiiiiIIIIIiiiiiiiiIIIVE!!

Sorry boys! I’m such a tree! It is a weakness with me, but to be fair to myself, it is my only weakness.

NO ONE EVER CUTS DOWN ME… AND NO ONE EVER WILL

"People cut down trees"

"That’s what people DO!"

The tree leaves. Boring! I could have got them from me.

You can cut down trees, Johnny boy, go ahead.

We’re just alike, you and I. Except you’re boring, and I’m on the side of the forest.

Honey, you should see me as a tree.

'Moriartree's actual apple.' It has been discovered that the great tree, Moriartree, used apples from himself to pose a threat to Sherlock.

'Moriartree's actual apple.' It has been discovered that the great tree, Moriartree, used apples from himself to pose a threat to Sherlock.

*brushes invisible dirt specks from trunk*

Treewood!