February 2012
dudewheresmytardis:
there’s a special place in hell for people who stop and socialize in the middle of the hallway.
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“Rape culture is a culture in which people who have survived a violent crime are...”
– (i wish i could put this on a business card and hand it out to people who make rape jokes. the flip side would say FUCK YOU)
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“When you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore...”
– Jamie Raskin - who is now a senator in Maryland and served as floor manager of the recently passed bill allowing same sex marriage. (via abaldwin360)
BOOM.
(via tehblackbirdisincognito)
Reblog this if you want someone to put a fictional...
orangeshipper:
Really curious about this!
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Muriel from Muriel’s Wedding is my spirit animal.
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You have not felt exhaustion until you’ve herded 9 ten-year-old girl guides into making tuna pasta, cheesy garlic bread and strawberry milkshake AND got them to do the washing up AND made sure they stay in one piece while using knifes and hobs and blenders.
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exit152:
the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles
Ugh gpoy
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Song about love: Thinking of my otp
Song about loss: Thinking of my otp
Song that does not fit my otp at all: Imagines AU to fit song and otp
Your dash must suck if you don't follow the person...
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tuperting:
Read More
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my teacher: where is your homework?
me: may I deliver it to you through interpretive dance
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The world of social networking
katiesworldorder:
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Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same OTP.
drivemytardis:
dreamer-of-impossible-dreams:
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RIP Tumblr Dashboard Icons 2007-2012
hurryupmerlin:
iwontforgiveyounow:
You were the only thing that never changed about Tumblr, and now you’re gone.
BABY COME BACK
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-andrews:
David Karp: improving tumblr one useless feature at a time
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I liked the icons, tumblr. I liked them.
And I don’t even know what you were smoking when you decided to hide half my tracked tags.
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You know what? I’m happy they’ve cast a woman as John/Jane/Joan/who knows.
I do think it would have been braver to cast two women in the leads rather than making it all hetero. We all joke about ambiguously gay male friendships, it might have been interesting to have two women in the lead parts instead.
me: omg let's go do something progressive today!
tumblr: are you sure?
me: yeah I need a social li-
tumblr: do you
tumblr: do you really
me: but I have no frie-
tumblr: I'm your friend
me: but I was just gon-
tumblr: sh sit down
me: ok
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whitepoweralejandra:
oh i get it
“the lollipop” is actually his dick
fifty cent actually just wants that girl to lick his dick
not a real lollipop
Robert Sheehan: Benedict Cumberbatch. He’s like hot chocolate; you watch him and think, “You’re actually delicious.”
Joe Gilgun: Robert [Sheehan] is a beautiful young man. He's just so handsome, I'd turn for him. I fancy him for Christ's sake. I'm a straight man.
Daniel Radcliffe: I don’t view my face as particularly interesting to watch, whereas some actors you can’t take your eyes off, like James McAvoy. I think I could watch him read the phone book.
Rupert Grint: [I ♥ Tom Felton shirt]
Geoffrey Rush: We [him and Colin Firth] do tend to refer to each other as Abelard and Eloise or Thelma and Louise.
Robert Downey Jr.: Jude [Law] and I have decided to save Warner Brothers’ money. We’ve been sharing a suite during the entirety of the press junket. We asked for a small room. With a single bed. We prefer two sinks so we can wash up before and after our nuptials.
Benedict Cumberbatch: He's got very endearing habits. I'd like a pocket Martin [Freeman].
David Tennant: [makes out with John Barrowman]
#BRITISH MEN BEING GAY FOR EACH OTHER I LOVE IT
#BRITISH MEN (AND ROBERT DOWNEY JR) BEING GAY FOR EACH OTHER AND I LOVE IT
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One of my friends just got an interview for a sixth form he’s been absolutely desperate to get into. I’m so happy for him, he really does deserve it.
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seabitch:
All the feminism on the internet spoils me because as soon as i go outside i have to be around people who find kitchen jokes funny.